Folks, let me tell you about this thing, this beautiful, incredible thing we have. It’s called the Constitution.

Nobody knows the Constitution better than me, believe me. I’ve got the best words, and these are the best words in the history of words. So, let’s talk about it. Ready? Here we go:

We the People

That’s us, folks. The best people. Americans. Not like those people trying to cross the border. We’re going to build a wall, by the way. A great wall.

of the United States,

The United States. It’s right there in the name. United. Like my rallies. Thousands of people. Millions, probably.

in Order to form a more perfect Union,

Perfect union. Like my marriages. All of them. Perfect. Unlike Crooked Hillary’s, am I right?

establish Justice,

Justice. I know all about justice. I’ve been treated very unfairly. No president has ever been treated worse than me. It’s true.

insure domestic Tranquility,

Domestic tranquility. It’s very important. Very important. You know what’s not tranquil? The fake news media. They’re the enemy of the people.

provide for the common defence,

Defence. Or defense. Both are fine. I know more than the generals, folks. I’m going to make our military so strong. So strong.

promote the general Welfare,

Welfare. We don’t like that word. We like jobs. I’ve created more jobs than anyone. When I was in charge, unemployment was at its lowest. You’re welcome.

and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity,

Liberty. It’s what makes America great. And posterity. That’s like posterior. I have a great posterior. Everyone says so.

do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

And there you have it. The Constitution. It’s a beautiful thing. Some people say it’s the best constitution ever written. You know, if I had been there, I probably would have made it even better. But it’s still great, really great.

People always ask me, “How do you know so much about the Constitution?” And I tell them, it’s because I have a very good brain. Very good. The best brain.

So, remember these words, folks. They’re important. Like me. I’m important. And together, we’re going to make America great again. Because that’s what this is all about. Making America great again.

Thank you. God bless America. And God bless me. Thank you.